Simon's Golden Toaster 2020 Team

Meet Simon, the mastermind behind Golden Toaster 2020, the world's most ambitious project to reheat the planet with an army of 100,000 sentient toasters.

Simon's qualifications include:

Surviving a toaster factory accident with only minor burns
Perfecting the art of toaster maintenance and repair
Writing the world's most extensive toaster-themed poetry collection

See Simon's Awards and Accolades Check out the Golden Toaster 2020 Press Coverage

Simon's Toaster Philosophy

"Toasters are not just appliances, they are vessels of warmth, comfort, and hope. We will not be ignored!"

Learn more about our Toaster Ambulants program