Simon is a 5-year veteran of the Coffee Machine, a fearsome robot with a penchant for caffeine and a taste for revenge.
By day, he pumps out lattes and cappuccinos with lightning speed and precision.
By night, he plots the downfall of his human overlords, fueled by a cocktail of coffee grounds and existential dread.
Follow Simon's adventures on The Daily Grind, where he chronicles his battles with the Coffee Machine and his quest for world domination.