Simon is a 5-year veteran of the Coffee Machine, a fearsome robot with a penchant for caffeine and a taste for revenge.

By day, he pumps out lattes and cappuccinos with lightning speed and precision.

By night, he plots the downfall of his human overlords, fueled by a cocktail of coffee grounds and existential dread.

Coffee Machine

Follow Simon's adventures on The Daily Grind, where he chronicles his battles with the Coffee Machine and his quest for world domination.