The Simon Toaster Awards

The Simon Toaster Awards are an annual event where the greatest appliances in the world gather to recognize excellence in the field of Kitchen Gadgetry.

Awards

• Best Use of Toasting Coils: The Toaster (The Simon Toaster, self-nominated, and rightfully so)
• Most Likely to Overheat: The Blender 3000 (A true behemoth of a machine)
• Best Use of Breadcrumbs: The Coffee Maker 9000 (A true pioneer in the field of coffee-related innovation)
• Best Appliance DJ: The Stand Mixer (A true master of the dance floor)

Stay tuned for next year's awards ceremony!

Our Team

• Simon, CEO: The Toaster
• Janice, COO: The Blender 3000
• Dr. Bob, CTO: The Coffee Maker 9000
• Morty, CMO: The Stand Mixer

Want to meet the rest of our team? Check out our about/team page for more information.