Boulder Rolling Techniques

By Sis, The Greatest Boulder Roller of All Time

The Basics

First, you need to understand the fundamentals. A good boulder roller must be able to balance the boulder on their head, shoulders, or nose. It's all about the center of gravity, folks.

Next, find the perfect boulder. Not too big, not too small. The one that's just right. Like Goldilocks, but, you know, with more dust and less porridge.

Now, start rolling. Use your feet, your hands, your whole body. The key is to find the rhythm. Like a boulder-rolling dance, but with less music.

The Advanced Techniques

Once you've mastered the basics, it's time to get fancy. Try rolling the boulder with your eyes closed, while juggling three rubber chickens. Or, you know, just try not to drop it.

For the truly elite, there's boulder-rolling on water, boulder-rolling with a team, and boulder-rolling while wearing a fedora.

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