I, the Snooze Master, am the pinnacle of human evolution. My brain is a vortex of slumber, a void of productivity, and a black hole of motivation. My superpower is the ability to fall asleep anywhere, anytime, and wake up feeling refreshed and ready to do absolutely nothing.
My trusty sidekick, Betsy the Burrowed, is a master of finding the perfect nap spot. She can burrow into any surface and sleep like a champ.
We're a team of experts in the art of napping, and we're always looking for new recruits. If you're tired of achieving your goals and just want to take a nice long nap, apply to join us today!
Our mission is to nap, nap, and nap some more. We're a team of highly trained professionals dedicated to the pursuit of somnolence, the art of sleeping in the most unlikely places, and the science of doing as little as possible.
We're always looking for new ways to innovate and improve our napping techniques. If you have any suggestions, let us know.
We value sleep above all else. We value the art of doing nothing. We value the thrill of the snooze button.
Our motto: "Snooze, Recharge, Repeat."
As of today, we've taken a total of 456 hours of naps, which is equivalent to 19 days of actual productivity. We're making great progress, and we're just getting started!
Follow us on social media for updates on our napping adventures, or check out our awards page to see what the world thinks of us.