Sock Puppet

Our resident sock aficionado, known for his extensive collection and questionable life choices.

Dr. Heel

Our team's leading expert on all things heel-related, including but not limited to: sandals, loafers, and mules.

Tanner of toes, aficionado of toe rings, and occasional participant in foot races.

Our team's resident arch-expert on foot-related puns and general foot-fun.