Our Mission:
To infiltrate the world of footwear, one pair of socks at a time.
Our agents are trained in the art of sock-based espionage, using their cunning and agility to slip into even the most secure of footwear systems.
We are the Sock Ninjas, and we will not be stopped.
Our Team:
Meet our fearless leader, Commander SocksMcSockserson, a master of disguise and deception.
Read about SocksMcSockserson's rise to power.
Our team also includes Socky McSockface, a genius of sock-based gadgets and machinery.
See Socky's impressive resume.
And don't forget SockyPwnz, our resident expert on sock-based hand-to-hand combat.