About the Bureau
Welcome to Agents Bob's Bureau of Sock Puppets, where we take your average, everyday socks and turn them into highly trained, highly motivated operatives.
Our agents are handpicked from the finest sock factories in the land, each one carefully selected for their unique blend of comfort, flexibility, and willingness to serve.
We've got agents for every occasion:
- Agent Sockpaw the First: The Bureau's top agent, known for his impeccable taste in argyles.
- Agent Fuzzyfoot: Our resident expert on all things fuzzy.
- Agent Stripes: The Bureau's ace of stripes, able to blend in seamlessly with any environment.