Top Secret Sock Puppet Investigation Files

Classified documents for the most discerning sock puppeteers.

Document 1: Sock Puppet Protocol

Classified Document 1: Sock Puppet Protocol

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Warning: Reading this document may cause irreversible damage to your sense of humor.

Document 2: Sock Puppet Operative Techniques

Classified Document 2: Sock Puppet Operative Techniques

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This document contains highly classified information on the art of manipulating your sock puppets for maximum comedic effect.

Document 3: Sock Puppet Infiltration Unit

Classified Document 3: Sock Puppet Infiltration Unit

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This document details the most advanced techniques for infiltrating your sock puppet's deepest secrets.

Document 4: Sock Puppet Disavowal of Responsibility

Classified Document 4: Sock Puppet Disavowal of Responsibility

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Because sometimes you just need to blame it on the socks.

Exit Strategy

For when the whole thing gets too real.