The Sock Society: A Council of Supreme Sock Authorities
Welcome to the most esteemed organization on the planet, where the art of sock governance meets the thrill of sock diplomacy.
Berna (The Sock Whisperer),
Steve (The Sock Physicist),
Jane (The Sock Architect),
Tim (The Sock Ethicist)
Join us and become a member of the Sock Society today! (But only if you're willing to sacrifice 5 years of your life to learning the ancient art of Sock-Fu)