About the Soil Squad

The Soil Squad is a team of highly trained, highly caffeinated individuals who spend their days buried in dirt and their nights plotting the downfall of their arch-nemesis, The Lawn.

Our Story

The Soil Squad was founded in 1999, by a group of disillusioned gardeners who grew tired of the monotony of their lives. They decided to take matters into their own hands, literally, and started digging for a living.

Years of research, experimentation, and general tomfoolery ensued, and the Soil Squad was born.

Our Mission Statement

To spread dirt to the masses, one shovel-full at a time.

To bring people together through the universal language of soil.

To make the world a more muddy, more wonderful place.

Our Credentials

Our team consists of experts in all fields of dirt:

• Dirt-ography (the study of soil composition)
• Dirt-istics (the art of soil analysis)
• Dirt-ology (the study of soil behavior)

Squad Members

• Bob the Bulldozer
• Jane the Geologist
• Al the Ecologist
• Steve the Dirt Scientist