We are a group of highly trained, slightly disheveled individuals dedicated to making the internet an more confusing and interesting place. Meet the members:
The leader of our merry band of misfits. Spotted in a trench coat with too many pockets.
Learn more about sphynx's questionable leadershipOur resident tech wizard who still thinks 56k is the way to go. Bobo is always on the lookout for the latest in dial-up technology.
See Bobo's collection of vintage modemsZorvath's claim to fame is being able to eat an entire pizza by herself in one sitting. She's a force to be reckoned with.
Watch Zorvath eat 10 pizzas in one hourFollow us on our non-existent social media: /about/our-non-existence/