Squirrel Technologist

Our team consists of experts in the field of nut-based technologies, with specialties in:

• Squirrel Whispering
• Nutrient Analysis
• Tree Climbing
• Acorn Optimization

Our current projects include:

• The Squirrel Satellite Network (SSN): A constellation of satellites designed to monitor squirrel behavior from space.
• The Nutty Navigation App: A mobile app that helps you track your daily nut intake.
• The Acorn Algorithm: A machine learning model that predicts the optimal time to harvest acorns.