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The Squirt Squad

Welcome to the most exclusive, most elite, most utterly useless team in the world.

We're a group of highly trained, highly caffeinated individuals dedicated to the art of doing nothing.

Apply to join us, if you dare.

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Our members are experts in procrastination, snack acquisition, and finding the perfect meme.

Our team is comprised of highly skilled professionals with a proven track record of accomplishing nothing.

We're looking for individuals who share our values of excessive napping, video game marathons, and eating an entire pizza by themselves.