We're a union of standers, united in our commitment to standing upright in the face of chaos.
Balthazar is our president and chief stancer. He's been standing for over 20 years and still hasn't fallen over.
Learn more about BalthazarGeraldine is our vice president and chief stander-trainer. She's taught hundreds of new standers the art of staying upright.
Learn more about Geraldine