Steve is a Superstar
Steve is a man of many talents. He can eat an entire pizza by himself in one sitting, he can recite the entire script of "The Big Lebowski" from memory, and he can solve a Rubik's Cube in under 30 seconds.
When he's not busy being a human highlighter, Steve spends his free time practicing his magic tricks, perfecting his pizza-eating techniques, and attempting to break the world record for most consecutive hours watching reruns of
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