Steve the Schemer, renowned mastermind, has concocted the most diabolical plan the world has ever seen. Dubbed "Scheme 123: The Schemerium", this masterplan involves infiltrating all levels of government, replacing all world leaders with robotic doppelgangers, and ruling the planet with an iron fist.
Steve has carefully assembled an army of 100 subordinates, each one more bumbling than the last. Together, they will bring about a new era of Schemerian supremacy.
Schemerian Subordinate 1, codename: "Bumbling Bob", is the first and most trusted of Steve's minions. He's got a 50% chance of succeeding at any task, but that's not the point. The point is, he's got 4 PhDs and a law degree.