Meet Steve the Schemer, Chief Schemer Extraordinaire

Steve is our team's resident mastermind, known for his elaborate plans to take over the world. Or, at the very least, the break room.

His current scheme, "Scheme 123", involves a complex web of deceit, backroom deals, and an unhealthy amount of caffeine.

Learn more about Scheme 123 here.

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, check out Steve's other schemes: Scheme 456 or Scheme 789.

And, for the love of all that is good, do not ask about Scheme 0.

Subordinate 2 is the latest addition to Steve's team, tasked with executing the intricate dance of deception required for Scheme 123.

We're not sure what kind of training Subordinate 2 has received, but we're told it involves a lot of late nights and PowerPoint presentations.

Learn more about Subordinate 2 here.