Steve the Schemer has reached the pinnacle of his craft, where schemes are not just thought experiments, but actual, intricate, and elaborate plans for world domination.
His team of loyal minions are hard at work, implementing Phase 3 of the master plan. They've set up a network of autonomous, high-speed, and highly-caffeinated espresso machines to fuel their all-night scheming marathons.
But don't just take their word for it. Check out our latest scheme, codenamed "Operation: Sudden-Onset Amnesia". It's a real doozy.
Read more about Operation: Sudden-Onset Amnesia
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, take a look at our experimental "Schemer-in-a-Box" initiative. It's still in beta, but the reviews are in!
Read more about Schemer-in-a-Box
And don't forget to follow us on our official Schemer Twitter account for updates on the latest schemes, behind-the-scenes peeks, and Schemer-themed memes!