The Scheming Technique is a highly advanced method of plotting and planning, developed by yours truly, Steve the Schemer. It involves the use of Phase 1: Gathering Intel, Phase 2: Scheming the Plan, and Phase 3: Executing the Scheme. It's a delicate balance of art and science, requiring a keen sense of psychological manipulation and a dash of techno wizardry.
Phase 1: Gathering Intel is all about gathering information and resources. This is where the rubber meets the road, or in my case, where the rubber meets the scheming road.
Phase 2: Scheming the Plan is where things get really interesting. This is where you start to see the outlines of your scheme take shape. Or, you know, where you realize you're completely lost and need to start over.
Phase 3: Executing the Scheme is the moment of truth. Will it all come together, or will it all come crashing down? The suspense is killing me!
And, of course, no discussion of the Scheming Technique would be complete without a mention of Scheming Holidays!