Welcome to the most absurdly wonderful team in the world! Meet our fearless leader, Steve.
Steve is a master of the absurd, a virtuoso of the preposterous, and a sultan of the surreal. He's here to guide you through the rabbit hole of our team's collective sanity.
Some people might say Steve is a genius, but they'd be wrong. He's actually just really good at making things up.
Here are some stats that Steve has fabricated just for you: