STEVE: The Unapologetic Truth Teller

Steve is a master of unvarnished honesty. His bio is a laundry list of things he's not sorry about.

Steve's favorite things to not apologize for include:

  1. Being right
  2. His impeccable taste in socks
  3. Eating the last donut

Personal Stats:

Height: 6'2" and proud of it

Born: In a dumpster behind a diner on 5th and Main

Known for: Not being wrong

Interests: Extreme ironing, extreme knitting, extreme taxidermy

Quote: "If it's not true, it's because you're not paying attention."

More about Steve:

Read Steve's Acceptance Policy Steve's Press