Defeated the Dark Lord of the Fridge in a battle of wits
Survived a 3-day gaming marathon without dying to the same boss fight 12 times
Achieved a 4-star rating on the local bowling alley's "Gutter Club" leaderboard
Conquered the infamous "Donut of Doom" in 2 hours and 14 minutes
Learned to make a mean grilled cheese
Built a working model airplane out of nothing but trash and some string