By the power of beef and science, Steve has discovered the secrets of the universe.
Steve's Beef-Pairing Theory is not just a theory, it's a Cookbook in disguise. A collection of unrefined, untested, and utterly useless recipes for the most discerning gourmands.
According to Steve, the key to understanding the universe is in the pairing of flavors, textures, and colors. It's not just about cooking, it's about unifying the cosmos.
Steve's research has led him down a rabbit hole of discovery, where the laws of physics are merely suggestions, and the laws of taste are absolute.
Step 1: Gather ingredients. Any ingredients.
Step 2: Pair them. Randomly.
Step 3: Eat the results. Regret them.
Step 4: Refine, Repeat.
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