Beef-Pairing Theory: The Unlikely Savior of Steve

By the power of beef and science, Steve has discovered the secrets of the universe.

Steve's Beef-Pairing Theory is not just a theory, it's a Cookbook in disguise. A collection of unrefined, untested, and utterly useless recipes for the most discerning gourmands.

The Science Behind It All

According to Steve, the key to understanding the universe is in the pairing of flavors, textures, and colors. It's not just about cooking, it's about unifying the cosmos.

Steve's research has led him down a rabbit hole of discovery, where the laws of physics are merely suggestions, and the laws of taste are absolute.

Steve's Beef-Pairing Methodology

Step 1: Gather ingredients. Any ingredients.

Step 2: Pair them. Randomly.

Step 3: Eat the results. Regret them.

Step 4: Refine, Repeat.

Get Involved!

Join the Beef-Pairing Theory Kitchen for more information on how to unleash your inner Steve.

Don't have a kitchen? Don't worry! Our Kitchen Hacks section has got you covered.

Still confused? Visit our FAQ for answers that will only lead to more questions.

Disclaimer: Steve is not responsible for any stomach upset, food poisoning, or existential crises resulting from the consumption of his theories.

Or is he?