Welcome to Steve's summer vacation page, where the only thing he's really vacationing from is his responsibilities.
Steve's current location: Somewhere on a beach
His current activities: Binging Netflix shows on a hammock
His current status: Currently regretting not packing more snacks
Read about Steve's parrot problems
Read about Steve's epic beach brawls
Or, you know, just take a nap and let's all forget this ever happened.