Steve's Beer-Brewing Secrets

Steve's Guilty Pet Pleaders

It's not just about the beer, it's about the cats.

Steve's cat, Mr. Whiskers, is not only the head of the company but also has a direct say in every brewing decision.

His favorite beer style? Anything with catnip.

He's a bit of a diva, but we love him for it.

Steves's Beer-Brewing Methods

It's all about the hops, baby.

Steve's got a secret stash of rare hops hidden in the walls of the brewery.

No one knows, but the yeast does.

Steve's Genius

Steve's not just a brewer, he's a certified genius.

He's got a 99.9% success rate in beer-making, 0.1% of which is attributed to luck.

Don't @ me, science.