By accessing this website, you agree to the following terms:
1. You must be 21 or older, or have a valid government ID to prove it.
2. You must not be a robot, unless you are a robot who is also a human, in which case you are allowed.
3. You must not attempt to steal our beer, or our ideas about beer.
4. You must not try to drink our beer, unless you are in our beer hall, and it's happy hour.
5. You must not try to use our beer as a projectile, or a projectile weapon.
6. You must not try to use our beer as a science experiment, unless you are a certified scientist, with a Ph.D. in beerology.
7. You must not try to use our beer as a time machine, unless you have a valid doctor's note, or a time-traveler's license.
By continuing to use this website, you agree to these terms, and acknowledge that Steve's Beer Co-op is not responsible for any damage caused by your misuse of beer.