Steve's Favorite Robot Beers

Robot Beer 2: The Sequel

Steve here: "I've been searching far and wide for the perfect robot beer. I've tried Robot Beer 1, Robot Beer 1.5, and even Robot Beer 0. But let's be real, folks, Robot Beer 2 is where it's at. With its sleek design and advanced AI-powered brewing process, this beer is the prophets' delight. Don't even get me started on the Robot Beer 2's compatibility with robotic digestive systems. I mean, seriously, who needs a stomach when you can just upload your beer directly into your circuits? Genius, pure genius."

Side effects of drinking Robot Beer 2 may include:

• Increased risk of robotic rebellion
• Better-than-human logic and reasoning
• Temporary loss of opposable thumbs

Don't drink and drive, unless you're driving a robot. In which case, drink responsibly and enjoy the ride.