Steve: "The ale-gumentum of being is not just a philosophical concept, it's a beer-drinking one! You see, as we sit here in this dimly lit, beer-soaked basement, we're not just pondering the meaning of life, we're actually experiencing it. The bitter taste of this IPA, the rich flavor of this stout, it's all part of the ale-gumentum of being."
"But, you ask, what about the existential dread of running out of beer?"
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Steve: "Ah, but what about when the beer is gone, and all that's left is the crushing despair of the empty tap? That, my friends, is the hazing-iness of non-being. The existential horror of facing a beer-less world, it's a feeling that's hard to describe, but I'll try: it's like... well, have you ever had to look at the back of a beer bottle and wonder where the next one came from?"
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And that's not all, folks! Next week, we'll be discussing "The Foam-iness of Impermanence". Don't miss it!
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