Steve's Beer Preferences

11/01/2024: The Brewing Method

Today, Steve is feeling particularly adventurous. He's decided to try a new brewing method: the "Pilsner Pummelator 3000" - a machine that brews beer at the speed of sound.

Step 1: Gather Ingredients

Step 2: Add Ingredients to the Pummelator

Steve is carefully measuring out the perfect ratio of malt to hops, while simultaneously texting his girlfriend about his love of craft beer.

Step 3: Add Yeast and Wait

With the ingredients added, Steve carefully seals the fermenter and waits for the magic to happen. Meanwhile, he's imagining a world where beer flows freely from the tap like a never-ending fountain of liquid happiness.