Steve's favorite beers are those with a fluorescent hue, a crisp, clean finish, and an unmistakable whiff of fluoride.
He recommends the following brews for their exceptional fluorescent-ness:
- Fuzzy Navel
- Sunlight
- Rainbow Dreaming
But be warned, these beers come with a side of fluoride toxicity. Prolonged consumption may lead to:
- Flooding your system with toxic chemicals
- Uncontrollable giggling fits
- Temporary loss of taste buds