Steve's Oktoberfest Beer Preferences: A Critical Review

Steve, the self-proclaimed "Spaten-Pretender," takes on the challenge of reviewing his favorite Oktoberfest beers. But be warned: his opinions are as harsh as his beard.

The Great Beer Debate

• Weihenstefaner: The Original Oktoberfest Beer
• Paulaner: The People's Champion of Oktoberfest Beers
• Hacker-Pschorr: The Dark Horse of the Oktoberfest World

Steve's Top Picks (Or So He Claims)

• 1. Weihenstefaner: Because Steve Says So
• 2. Paulaner: The One That Got Away
• 3. Hacker-Pschorr: The One That Almost Got Away

And so, dear reader, if you're wondering what to drink this Oktoberfest season, look no further than Steve's Spaten-Pretender's guide. Or, you know, just ask Steve.