Because they're like the hipsters of beer. They're always talking about how they're the only ones who really understand the craft, and how everyone else is just a bland, mass-market sellout. But let's be real, they're just like the rest of us, but with a fancy mustache.
English-Porters: The OGsBecause they're like the dark, mysterious stranger in the corner of the room. You don't know much about them, but you're intrigued. They're complex and mysterious, with a rich history and a flavor that's hard to pin down. Like a good puzzle, a good Porter will keep you guessing.
Russian-Porters: For when you want to get a little weirdAnd that's all for now, folks. If you've made it this far, congratulations! You're now well on your way to becoming a certified Steve-Approved Beer Connoisseur. Go forth and drink like Steve!
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