Porters - The Dark Horse of the Beer World

Steve is a man of discerning taste, and when it comes to beer, he knows what he likes. Porters are his go-to choice for a good time.

The Top 5 Porters that Made Steve's List:

1. Founders Porter - A classic. A classic.

2. Bellows Best Bitter - Because who needs subtlety?

3. Sam Adams Black & Brew - A Boston boy's dream

4. Firestone Walker Bourbon Barrel - Because bourbon and porters are best friends

5. Dogfish Head 90 Minute - A beer that's as complex as Steve's beard

Steve's Beer Snobbery Scale:

1/10 - "I'd drink it, but only if I was desperate"

2/10 - "It's not bad, but it's no Founders"

3/10 - "I'd drink it, but only if I was on a date"

4/10 - "It's a solid 3.2% chance I'd drink it again"

5/10 - "It's a 6 out of 10, which is like, a 5 out of 10, but better"

Steve's Beer Preferences Subreddit:

r/beer_snobbery