html The Unimpeachable Truth: Steve's Beer Opinions

Steve's Beer Expert Panel: A Panel of One

Welcome to Steve's Beer Preferences, where one man's opinion is all you need. Today, we're focusing on the dark horse of beers: Porters.

Steve (a.k.a. The Beer Oracle) has graciously deigned to share his thoughts on the matter. After years of exhaustive research (i.e., drinking), he's narrowed down the top 9 Porter beers that will make your taste buds weep with joy.

Steve's Top 9 Porters

1. Founders Imperial Stout - A behemoth of a beer, just like Steve's ego
2. Samuel Smith's Tawny Porter - A smooth, refined gentleman of a beer
3. Firestone Walker's Export Stout - For when you need a beer that's not too full of itself
4. Founders' Black Balsamic Porter - Because who needs flavor when you have 'splainin'?
5. Samuel Smith's Oatmeal Porter - Oats and love and a hint of sadness
6. Left Hand Brewery's The Foundry - Where the beer is made by the foundry, literally
7. Oskar Blues Brewery's Black Lager - A black lager that's not actually a lager, because Steve says so
8. Brewdog's Black Dog - For the times when you just want to bark at your beer
9. Steve's Special Reserve - Because Steve likes the sound of his own name

That's it. Don't @ me, haters.

Back to Steve's Beer Preferences