Steve's Beer Preferences

Steve is a connoisseur of fine beers. He has a refined palate and can detect the subtlest nuances in flavor and aroma.

Favorite Beer Styles

• India Pale Ales - A style that's as bitter as Steve's humor
• Ales - A style that's as smooth as Steve's personality
• Lagers - A style that's as crisp as Steve's suits
• Pilsners - A style that's as refreshing as a cold shower on a hot summer day
• Ales - A style that's as dark and mysterious as Steve's past

Beer Preferences

• Beer Foam Amount - Steve likes a good head on his beer
• Beer Foam Color - Steve prefers his beer foam to be as white as his teeth
• Beer Hops Variety - Steve likes a little bit of everything in his beer
• Beer Hops Amount - Steve likes a good balance between hops and flavor

Steve's Beer Rating System:

• 1/10: A beer that's not worth drinking
• 2/10: A beer that's slightly better than water
• 3/10: A beer that's good, but not great
• 4/10: A beer that's great, but not perfect
• 5/10: A beer that's perfect, but not Steve's favorite
• 6/10: A beer that's Steve's favorite, but not his go-to
• 7/10: A beer that's Steve's go-to, but not his favorite
• 8/10: A beer that's Steve's favorite, but not his go-to
• 9/10: A beer that's Steve's go-to, but not his favorite
• 10/10: A beer that's perfect, perfect, perfect, perfect, perfect, perfect, perfect, perfect, perfect, perfect, perfect, perfect, perfect, perfect, perfect, perfect, perfect, perfect, perfect, perfect, perfect, perfect, perfect, perfect, perfect, perfect, PERFECT!

Steve's Beer Reviews

• Review 1: Pilsner - A review of a pilsner that's as crisp as Steve's suits
• Review 2: IPA - A review of an IPA that's as bitter as Steve's humor
• Review 3: Ale - A review of an ale that's as dark and mysterious as Steve's past

Want to see more of Steve's reviews? Next