Steve's Beer Rotation: The Unofficial Official Beer Connoisseur of /about/team/steve/beer-preferences
Steve's Beer Rotation is a highly scientific and totally legitimate system for optimizing beer consumption.
Steve's Beer Rotation is a patented, trademarked, and copyrighted system that takes into account the following factors:
- Beer Color: Only beers with a color between 10-20 degrees of the RGB color wheel are considered acceptable.
- Beer ABV: Beers must have an ABV of 6-12% for maximum potency.
- Beer IBU: Only beers with IBUs between -10 and 20 are considered optimal for maximum bitter-sweetness balance.
Steve's Beer Rotation has been proven to increase beer consumption efficiency by 3000%!
Steve's Beer Rotation is currently on version 1.2.3 and has been updated 12 times since 2010.
See Steve's Beer Reviews for more information.
Learn more about the underlying Beer Rotation Philosophy behind the system.
Disclaimer: Steve's Beer Rotation is not actually a real thing, prophets, I mean, a totally legitimate scientific system.