Steve's Lager Page

Steve's Top 5 Favorite Lagers

• 1. Pilsner of Despair (A classic, it's like the comfort food of beers)
• 2. Helles of Joy (For when you want to forget about your existential dread)
• 3. Sour Cream Stout (The only beer that's as bitter as life)
• 4. Pale Ale of the Damned (The beer that'll get you in trouble with your dentist)
• 5. Bock of the Hard Truth (For when you want to face the music)