Welcome to the most exclusive club in the world of beer enthusiasts. Where Steve's refined taste buds are the only ones that matter. We're not just any ordinary beer drinkers, oh no, we're the connoisseurs. The ones who can tell the difference between a pilsner and a lager, who knows what a "head" is, and who actually care about the nuances of hop varieties.
Our motto? "Pilsner is life, and life is pilsner." We're a secretive society, but don't worry, we'll let you in on the secret. If you're worthy, that is.
We're the ones who know the difference between a Pประก lager and a proper pilsner. We're the connoisseurs who can tell the difference between a Czech pilsner and a German pilsner. Who needs hops when you have the subtle nuances of barley and yeast, am I right?
We're not just a group of pretentious beer drinkers, we're a community of refined and educated individuals who can spot a pilsner from a mile away. We're like beer sommeliers, but without the sommelier part, because, you know, that's just a fancy way of saying "we're snobs."
If you think you have what it takes to join our exclusive club, send us a message, but don't expect us to be impressed. We're a tough crowd, even for the most refined beer snobs.
Or, you know, just go back to drinking your mass-market lager. We won't judge you, but we will silently.