Steve's Beer Preferences: Pouring Technique

Steve's pouring technique is only as good as his secret instruments. He's developed a system that's almost foolproof (almost). Here's how he does it:

The 7 Secret Instruments of Steve's Success:

• The Precision Thermometer ensures the perfect temperature for every pour.
• The Anti-Gravity Stand keeps the beer in place while he works his magic.
• The Oscillating Funnel provides a smooth, even flow.
• The Precision Pouring Glove gives Steve the dexterity he needs to pour like a pro.
• The Advanced Bottle Rotator ensures the perfect amount of beer per pour.
• The Temperature Control Device keeps the beer at the optimal serving temperature.The Beer Foam Optimizer gives Steve the perfect amount of foam every time.