Steve's Beer Preferences

Welcome to Steve's Beer Preferences, where the only thing we take more seriously than beer is our beer.

Steve's beer preferences are well-documented and include:

• IPA over IPA (we're talking hops, baby)
• Lagers that taste like water but look like beer
• Stouts that smell like a mix of burnt coffee and regret
• Ales that are only slightly less bitter than the people who drink them

But let's get real for a second, folks. The real question is:

What's the deal with pretzels and cheese? Do you dip or not dip? The answer, of course, is that you should always dip.