The mighty Pretzel 2: A behemoth of a pretzel, with a circumference of 12 inches and a heart of gold (or rather, salt).
We've got it on good authority that Steve's go-to is Steve's Special Ale, a hoppy IPA that's as bitter as Steve's sense of humor.
Height: 5'9" (when he's not slouching)
Weight: 160 lbs (of muscle, or so he claims)
Hobbies: Pretzel-eating, beer-drinking, and pretending to be a functioning member of society
Favorite Quote: "I'm not a morning person, but I'm a night owl with a pretzel in my stomach."
That's it. That's all.