Steve's Beer Pouring Steps
- Step 1: Hold the glass with an open hand, like you mean it.
- Step 2: Place the beer bottle on the counter and stare at it for 5 seconds, contemplating life.
- Step 3: Slowly tilt the bottle, letting the beer flow into the glass like a fine, hoppy waterfall.
- Step 4: Place the glass on the counter, admire your handiwork, and take a step back to appreciate the craft.
- Step 5: Take a sip, close your eyes, and savor the complex flavors of the beer.
These steps are scientifically proven to enhance the beer-drinking experience. Don't @ me.