STEVE'S BEER BANTER
Expertly crafted beer reviews and opinions from a self-proclaimed expert.
Steve here, and welcome to my beer blog! I've got the most refined palate and the most discerning taste buds in all the land. If you're looking for a beer that's not just a beer, but an experience, you're in the right place.
Check out Steve's Beer Reviews for the latest in beer snobbery.
Beer Preferences
IPAs: 9/10, would drink again.
Lagers: 4/10, only if I'm thirsty.
Wheat Beers: 7/10, only if they're from Germany.
Stouts: 3/10, only if I'm in a bad mood.
Check out Steve's Beer Rankings for more on his questionable opinions.
Steve's Favorite Beers
- Pliny the Elder - 10/10, it's like a symphony in my mouth.
- Pilsner Urquell - 9.5/10, it's like a party in my glass.
- Heady Nectar - 9/10, it's like a good time.
- Maibock - 8/10, it's like a little bit of work.
Don't @ me, I'm just Steve, the self-proclaimed king of craft beer.
Beer-related Memes
Because who doesn't love a good beer meme?
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