Steve's Beer Ratings: The Unofficial, Unreliable Guide to Craft Beers

Steve: The Self-Proclaimed Beer Connoisseur

Steve's rating system is based on his own highly subjective and often contradictory criteria:

• Is the beer a good color?
• Does it taste like a beer should?
• Is the can art a sufficient use of Helvetica?
• Is the ABV too high or too low?

Rating: 3/5

This beer meets 3 out of 5 of Steve's criteria:

• It's a decent color.
• It tastes like beer-ish.
• The can art is a passable use of Helvetica.
• The ABV is just right.

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