Ale Recommendations by Steve, the Ale Connoisseur
Steve has tried over 100 different beers and lived to tell the tale. Here are his top recommendations for ale.
Top 5 Ales:
- 1. Pilsner of the Gods - A pilsner that'll make you question the meaning of life.
- 2. Sour Ale of the Damned - For those who enjoy a good face-palm.
- 3. Wheat Beer of the Ancients - A wheat beer that'll transport you to a land before time.
- 4. Amber Ale of the Gods - Because who doesn't love a good golden glow?
- 5. Black Ale of the Apocalypse - For those who enjoy their beer with a side of existential dread.
Steve's Beer Rating System:
| 1/5 | 2/5 | 3/5 | 4/5 | 5/5 |
| Not Worth It | Meh, It's Fine | Pretty Good | Excellent | Life Changing |