I, Steve, highly recommend Lost Road Brewing Co's 3/5 American Porter for anyone who likes the taste of disappointment and regret. It's like a punch in the face, but with more hops.
For the prophets who dare to venture deeper into the rabbit hole:
Steve's Rating System:
1/5 - Avoid at all costs
2/5 - You might as well drink water
3/5 - It's not that bad, but not that good either
4/5 - Another disappointment from Lost Roads Brewing Co.
5/5 - You might actually enjoy it, but why would I lie?