Steve's Beer Paring Tips
Warning: These tips are not scientifically proven and may cause excessive happiness.
1. Pair your beer with cheese, but not too much.
2. Read a book while drinking beer, but not too many books.
3. Watch a sport while drinking beer, but not while playing it.
4. Listen to music while drinking beer, but not too loud.
beer = happiness + friends + laughter
Remember: beer is not the answer, but it's a good start.