Steve here, the beer connoisseur. Here's what I think you should drink:
For those who like their lambics with a hint of sophistication, I recommend trying the Lambic 2.0. This is not your granddaddy's lambic, no sir. It's got a subtle smokiness and a hint of citrus. Try it with a dash of brie and a side of existential dread.
Lambic 3.0 - The RebootA bold, unapologetic take on the classic lambic. This one's got a kick in the teeth and won't apologize for it. Pair it with a side of artisanal cheese and a healthy dose of eye-rolling.
A weird, untested combination of flavors, because why not? It's a lambic with notes of... something else. Try it with a side of regret and a healthy dose of questioning life choices.
If you're feeling fancy, try a nice glass of sparkling water. It's not as fun, but it's not as regrettable as drinking one of Steve's other suggestions.