Steve here, beer aficionado extraordinaire. You've found me on this page because you're looking for something specific, namely, the perfect combination of ports and sours.
Well, I've got just the thing: the Rocky Bourbon. It's not actually a bourbon, nor does it have rocks, but it's a beer with a name so cleverly designed to confuse your palate.
ABV: 8% - That's right, it's almost as strong as Steve's personality.
IBU: 20 - Just a hint of bitterness, just like Steve's sense of humor.
Flavor Profile: Sour notes, with a hint of disappointment.
And that's it for now, folks. Steve's out.